March 2012
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February 2012
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Drake orders sex pheromones
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[submitted by Mr. Bojangle$]
Rick Ross called Drake and started barking.
“Ruff. Arrrrrrufff.”
This confused Drake. His confusion quickly turned to fear, and he hated being afraid. It made him think of his last nightmare, where the restaurant didn’t have a private dining room and the menu lacked foie gras.
“Is this Rick Ross? Is this a dog?” screamed Drake into the...
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mattachinereview:
Flavorwire » The 30 Harshest Author-on-Author Insults In History
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15. William Faulkner on Ernest Hemingway
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”
14. Ernest Hemingway on William Faulkner
“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?”
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT...
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“Six is the number of perfection, because is it the most perfect in nature, in...”
– Of the Number Six, and the Scale Thereof
Second Book of Occult Philosophy, Henry Cornelius Agrippa
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Rick Ross finds Drake's issue of Details Magazine.
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Rick Ross couldn’t believe that Drake’s PlayStation was in his fucking bathroom. He’d agreed to house sit for Drake while he went to visit his Bubé in Canada, because Rick Ross didn’t have a PS3 and he’d been really wanting to play Uncharted 3, and Drake totally had it, he’d said, and Ross could play it all he wanted as long as he made sure Drake’s cat didn’t go hungry...
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How you can tell I'm drunk
I start bitching about my memory palace
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justaguywitharrows replied to your post: Gluglugluglugluglug
dang you is classy
Class happens to be my middle name, as everybody can clearly tell.
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Oh Makers, you make such pretty sounds
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How Do You Get Pink Eye?
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Lil B talks to a goat
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Lil B approached the goat cautiously, but with his own certain brand of confidence. He had traversed many miles up this mountain, and would be damned if he gave up now.
“Greetings, goat,” he said to the goat.
“Baaaaa,” the goat said.
Lil B stroked his goatee. Perhaps this was not the talking goat he had read about in his book of Based Prophesies.
He tried again....
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Birdman accidentally glues his hands together
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It was 2am. Birdman was building a model airplane.
He found it relaxing. It was a focused, methodical task, hinging on the remarkable detail. It reminded him of making beats— but when he was creating a Boeing commercial aircraft, he didn’t feel judged. The only one he had to impress was himself.
Birdman was about halfway through building his plane. It was coming...
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Ooooh
Life After People is on Netflix. Time to do some research for post-apocalyptic stories.
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“To each memorable image you attach a thought, a label, a category, a piece of...”
– Excerpt from Foucault’s Pendulum.
Guess how many words I just had to look up.
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“No.”
– Actress Julianne Moore, when asked if she gained a newfound respect for Sarah Palin after delving deeper into Palin’s life to portray her in the upcoming film “Game Change.” (via mamaatheist
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